"Steve Souders who art in Google,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy books did come,
whose rules we run,
on our sites as it was at Yahoo.
Give us each request our cache-control headers,
and forgive us our static cookies,
as we compress those who request against us,
And lead us not into CSS Expressions,
but deliver us from Universal Selectors.
For thine is the ySlow,
the PageSpeed and the Smush.it
(ok… Stoyan and Stubbornella)
for ever and ever.
Heck yeah!"
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